Let me tell you the main reason why I’m considering buying a complete home security system for my house in Downers Grove.   See, there’s this guy who’s been stalking me.  I’m sure of it.  He saw me buying groceries a few months ago and followed me out to my car and offered to help me put them in.  Can you imagine!  He smelled, too.  So he might be homeless or something.  I’ve been running into him “by chance” everywhere.  When I took my niece to the Morton Arboretum last weekend, there he was hanging around by the admission office, smiling, waving.  It’s starting to get scary.  He probably knows everything there is to know about me.  I gave the police his description last Tuesday, when I was fed up with the suspense of it all, and they promised me, they PROMISED me they would look into it and call me if they found any information or saw any danger.  Meanwhile, I’m scared he’s going to come here and try to rape me.  So I need to protect my house and my possessions.  Oh, my God, was that him I just saw driving down the street?  Too far away to really tell.  You see what this does to people?  It makes us into paranoid organisms!  I don’t have anything against this man.  I just don’t want to see him again.